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Episode 91: Two Dickheads are Better than One

The guys talk about a baby born with two penises whose parents decided to have one of his penises removed, a bunch of people who got sick at a wedding because marijuana was cooked into the food, Mike Tyson punching a man on an airplane, a scientist who thinks the Loch Ness Monster legend may have been inspired by a whale penis, a boy who survived a landslide by hiding in a refrigerator, a potential treatment for premature ejaculation that involves getting your penis shocked with electrodes, a terminally ill man who was arrested for mooning a speed camera which was an item on his bucket list, and a college class offered in Utah centered around pornography.

Episode 90: Listen to Us Before You M@sturbate

The guys talk about a guy who suffered a terrible injury from masturbating, an Arizona man arrested for freezing hundreds of live animals to death in his freezer, Cheetos being illegal in Germany, a real-life Popeye man who is risking his health by having injections in his arms, the governor of Texas bussing illegal immigrants to Washington D.C., and they also have a lengthy debate about free speech and censorship.

Episode 89: Jehovah’s Shitness

The guys talk about a scheme to convert religious people to atheists, Wrestlemania, the MCU, a man that accidentally sent in his STD test with a job application, six bizarre heists in recent history, a man that crashed his new Ferrari just two miles away from the car dealership where he bought it, a plane that had to emergency land after its windshield cracked, a woman who got shot in the back in high school and fifteen years later the bullet made its way to the surface of her skin and had to be removed, and the story of the toughest pub in the UK where a man got shot with a crossbow.

Episode 88: Taking a Stab at Dat Pizza A$$

The guys talk about a man who stabbed his girlfriend in the ass after they had an argument over what restaurant they were going to eat pizza at, a man that lived with his dead son's body in his house until it was only a skeleton, a woman with a rare condition that causes her to urinate alcohol, a company trying to make and sell lab grown lion meet as well as other synthetic meat made to replicate exotic animals, a former Yale administrator that stole 40 million dollars by pretending to buy computer equipment, a man that died from competing in a taco eating contest, funny puking and pooping stories, China developing technology that allows babies to grow in artificial wombs, a man who once buried a school bus full of children and held them for ransom now possibly getting approved for parole, a man who lived in an airport for 14 years to avoid his family, a rich sheik in the UAE that had a gigantic custom Hummer made for him, the Will Smith slapping Chris Rock Oscars controversy, and Russian soldiers dying of radiation poisoning after digging trenches in Chernobyl.  

Episode 87: Come to Daddy

The guys talk about a man who was catfished by his estranged father who was trying to reconnect with him, a Florida man who was arrested after he asked the police to test the purity of his meth, a man with ALS who can now crudely communicate with people due to a new experimental chip implanted in his brain, the mystery of who the artist Banksy really is, a person who successfully received a double lung transplant, a woman that lost her memory after catching a cold, a school that locks up their toilets while class is in session, and five people in Switzerland rumored to be part of a cult that leapt to their deaths from a seventh story balcony.

Episode 86: The Great Bull Seamen Explosion

The guys talk about some of the most bizarre explosions in history including a facility full of canisters containing bull semen, Elon Musk challenging Vladimir Putin to a fight, a magician that used quick hand magic to swindle several Walmarts out of cash, a man that feared he would lose his penis after he got it bit by a poisonous spider, a North Carolina man that created fake companies to steal millions of dollars from the government in Covid relief, some real-life mysteries were are very reminiscent of Scooby Doo, a woman that inserted a glass tumbler into her bladder through her urethra for erotic purposes, and the Boys' actor Anthony Starr assaulting a chef in Spain.

Episode 85: Everybody’s Jerkin’ for the Weekend

The guys talk about a company that is setting up spaces with VR units where employees can take a 30-minute masturbation break during the day, a dog food company that is offering $5,000 for someone to document and smell their dog's poop as they transition to their plant-based dog food, a woman who beat an Asian man with a hammer that is threatening to go on a killing spree when she gets out of jail and who has also been arrested 47 times in the past for various crimes,  an Indian couple who got married in the Metaverse, male bees who had fatal orgasm explosions due to last year's summer heat wave, the weird feud going on between Kanye West and Pete Davidson, a woman who let a faith "healer' hammer a nail into her head in hopes or having a male child, and a woman who killed and dismembered her boyfriend after they did meth together.

Episode 84: In-Depth Review of The Batman

The guys do a deep dive review on the 2022 Matt Reeves film The Batman starring Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Colin Farrell, and Jeffery Wright.

Episode 83: Willy String

The guys talk about a man who got a string stuck in his penis, a man who got a full glass stuck in his rectum, a man who got a battery stuck in his penis, a man that was killed from wrecking his car while masturbating to porn, a man with a sexual fetish for balloons that has over 50,000 of them in his house, a man that had to have his legs amputated after catching a bacteria that was in the leftovers of his roommate, an Olympic skier that froze his penis, an ex-teacher sentenced to 41 years in prison for feeding her students cupcakes with her husband's semen in them as well as molesting a minor with her husband, a huge flock of birds who fell to the ground dead in Mexico, a Michigan driver who intentionally hit an elderly woman with his car and had sex with her dead body, and a pest control expert who warns of an increase in the rat population that could lead to rats entering people's homes through their toilets.

Episode 82: War and Peacemaker

The guys talk about what they've been watching and then do a deep dive review of the HBO Max original series Peacemaker starring John Cena.