Episodes

Saturday Feb 12, 2022
Episode 81: Put it in my Ice Hole
Saturday Feb 12, 2022
Saturday Feb 12, 2022
The guys talk about a mayor who thinks ice fishing huts with become havens for prostitution, a thief who stole 60,000 bees, a bidet company who is paying $10,000 for the best picture of a post super bowl party poop and a family that takes poops so big they have to cut them up with a knife so that they'll flush down the toilet, a couple that bought a second-hand couch that ended up being filled with thousands of fingernail and toenail clippings, a Canadian man who accidentally called in a bomb threat to Ottawa Ohio instead of Ottawa Canada because he was upset over mask mandates, the US having thousands of troops by Ukraine for no reason, five female ski jumpers who were disqualified from the winter Olympics because their suits were too baggy, a Massachusetts game show winner that won a trip to New Hampshire, Canadian truckers who are clogging up passageways with their trucks to protest vaccine mandates to cross the border between the US and Canada, a man that died painfully after eating a gecko on a dare, and Russia having bizarre intergender fights.

Saturday Feb 05, 2022
Episode 80: Leggo My Dilldo
Saturday Feb 05, 2022
Saturday Feb 05, 2022
The guys talk about a woman who stabbed her male cousin in a dispute over a borrowed dildo, a couple who found a burglar in their home that apologized to them and paid them $200 before leaving with his AR-15, people who write fake news articles, two Irish men who pulled a real-life Weekend at Bernie's scenario in order to try to collect an old dead man's retirement check, a woman that burnt her husband to death for molesting their daughter, the weird profession of ham sniffing, a teen that turned down an offer of five thousand dollars from Elon Musk to stop publicly tracking the location of his private jet, scientists creating new pieces of plastic that are as strong as steel, a street that was haunted by the creepy sound of children singing a nursery rhyme which turned out to be an anti-theft measure of a company that was set off by spiders, schools banning Maus and Michelle Obama's book, and a deadly parasite that burrows into the bottoms of people's feet.

Saturday Jan 29, 2022
Episode 79: The Ballad of Loose Arse Tony
Saturday Jan 29, 2022
Saturday Jan 29, 2022
The guys talk about the benefits of having television in prison and how inmates smuggle things in, a company that charges big bucks to cryogenically freeze people in hopes of bringing them back to life in the future, some kids that killed their stepdad for molesting their sister, five funerals that went horribly wrong, a woman who got caught trying to hire a hitman to kill her ex-husband because she thought an obviously satirical website that advertised a hitman service was real, Joe Biden getting caught calling a reporter a stupid son of a bitch on a hot mic, a woman that can give herself orgasms by just using her mind, a group of Australian veterans who got a performance by scantily-clad dancers at the launch of a warship, some seniors that accidentally ate marijuana brownies, people getting blood clots in their penises due to covid, truckers not being able to cross the US/Canada border without being vaccinated, and people that can't remember their families birth dates.

Saturday Jan 22, 2022
Episode 78: Foaming at the Dick
Saturday Jan 22, 2022
Saturday Jan 22, 2022
The guys talk about an impotent man who shot foam insulation into his bladder and penis, the FBI raiding a body donation center and finding a male head sewed onto a female body, a porn star with two vaginas that claims she uses one for business sex and one for personal sex, a possible upcoming fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, the judge in the Cosby case caught on a live mic putting down the looks of Cosby's attorney, an elderly man with cancer berated by a judge for not being able to take care of the weeds on his lawn, a Korean man who set himself on fire because a marriage agency couldn't find him a bride, and a boss who paid his ex-employee in thousands of greasy pennies being sued by the U.S. government.

Saturday Jan 15, 2022
Episode 77: An Eye for a Brown Eye
Saturday Jan 15, 2022
Saturday Jan 15, 2022
The guys talk about a pastor who farts in the faces of his congregation in an attempt to heal them, a dog that brought the police to his masters who were in a car crash, a parent who tried to pull down a referee's pants at his son's game, cats causing fires in South Korea, and a place in Texas where fish were falling from the sky after being caught in a drift, a milkman who fathered over 800 children, a woman who had to stop selling her bottled farts due to health concerns, scientists who created a car that goldfish can drive, twins born in separate years, a gang of monkeys in India who are slaughtering puppies out of vengeance, and some weird new experiments involving male contraception.

Saturday Jan 08, 2022
Episode 76: McRibbed for Her Pleasure
Saturday Jan 08, 2022
Saturday Jan 08, 2022
The guys talk about a man who was arrested for helicoptering his penis inside a McDonalds, a homeless man at Lester's work who rolled in his own poop while he was sleeping, crazy neighbors in the trailer park where Lester and Zach grew up, the one-year anniversary of the attempted insurrection on January 6th, 2021, a divorced Indian man who sent a pornographic video of himself to his ex-in-laws to prove that he wasn't impotent, a NASCAR driver who paid his fine in pennies, the controversy surrounding the goblins who work at the bank in Harry Potter who may or may not resemble Jewish stereotypes, a man in Vegas who got caught driving around with a severed head, a woman who went brain dead after drinking an entire bottle of soy sauce which she thought would help cleanse her colon, and the Ghislaine Maxwell trial.

Saturday Jan 01, 2022
Episode 75: Take the Brown Pill
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
The guys review the new Warner Brothers movie The Matrix Resurrections starring Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. They also discuss Ajay's tragic ass-eating accident.

Saturday Dec 25, 2021
Episode 74: Hawkeye Gets the Stinkeye
Saturday Dec 25, 2021
Saturday Dec 25, 2021
The guys have a marvelous week as they review both Spiderman No Way Home starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, and Benedict Cumberbatch and Hawkeye starring Jeremy Renner and Hailee Steinfeld.

Saturday Dec 18, 2021
Episode 73: Farting Through Silk
Saturday Dec 18, 2021
Saturday Dec 18, 2021
The guys talk about a woman who is making big money by selling her bottled farts to perverts, people in North Korea who were put to death for listening to K-Pop, and all of the big movies coming out in 2022 including The Batman, John Wick 4, Doctor Stange 2, Thor Love and Thunder, Black Adam, Aquaman 2, Avatar 2, and The Flash.

Saturday Dec 11, 2021
Episode 72: Fire in the B-Hole
Saturday Dec 11, 2021
Saturday Dec 11, 2021
The guys talk about a man who shoved a mortar shell up his ass and had to get it removed by doctors, a woman who accidentally watched a porn video of her parents having sex, a bizarre camel beauty contest that takes place in Saudi Arabia, people who are wrongly imprisoned for years, underwear designed to give women the appearance of a pronounced camel toe, and a study that predicts that the population will drop dramatically by the year 2100.