Episodes

Saturday Jul 17, 2021
Episode 51: I Got Thor in the Loki Orgy
Saturday Jul 17, 2021
Saturday Jul 17, 2021
The guys talk about the Disney Plus series, Loki, starring Tom Hiddleston, Zach's terrible medical mishap and problem with the American healthcare system, and also do some Marvel trivia.

Saturday Jul 10, 2021
Episode 50: Bitch Cops
Saturday Jul 10, 2021
Saturday Jul 10, 2021
The guys talk about a new breed of cop that needs to be called when people get upset over fast food orders and other small inconveniencies, their experience with podcasting over the last year and things they'd like add to the podcast in the future, Lester's crazy no caffeine dreams, a kid that drown at the gym that AJ used to work at, Solo a Star Wars Story, some weird environmentalists who performed a ritual for the dead trees at a Home Depot, the government's plan to go door to door to vaccinate unvaccinated people, kid friendly and animal trivia, Trump suing Twitter and Facebook for banning him from their platforms, fish getting addicted to meth that gets in their habitat from the pee and poop of drug addicts, a woman with two vaginas, Biden pulling troops out of Afghanistan, what thing they would do if they new they couldn't fail, and if they would stay in a cave that granted them immortality as long as they stayed in it.

Saturday Jul 03, 2021
Episode 49: Steel Magnolias 2: Iron Tulips
Saturday Jul 03, 2021
Saturday Jul 03, 2021
The guys do movie trivia leading to Lester improve upon Steel Magnolias. They also discuss a white man who got surgery to look like the lead singer of BTS and claims to identify as Korean, Bill Cosby getting released from prison, an international conman who got caught do to getting beat up by prostitutes that he was attempting to not pay, a man rescued from getting stuck in a fan shaft, the Britney Spears conservatorship controversy, a Florida man who claimed he was standing his ground when he kicked an iguana to death, and a fascinating war story about a small group of soldiers in ancient Germany who managed to defeat thousands of Roman soldiers.

Saturday Jun 26, 2021
Episode 48: The Case of the Missing Butthole
Saturday Jun 26, 2021
Saturday Jun 26, 2021
The guys talk about a poor kitten that was born without an anus, the DC Comics t.v. universe, a politician whose event was interrupted by a drone carrying a sex toy, a Greek priest in legal trouble over cocaine possession who threw acid in the face of a bishop, a man who trained his dog to walk on two legs for an entire mile, the death and crazy life of John McAfee, and whether they prefer to give or receive presents. Also, Zach tests AJ's and Lester's DC Comics knowledge with a trivia contest.

Saturday Jun 19, 2021
Episode 47: Holy Vagaroni, Batman!
Saturday Jun 19, 2021
Saturday Jun 19, 2021
The guys talk about the Batman/Catwoman oral sex controversy, DC movies and television, a fake story about a necrofiliac woman who got pregnant from a corpse and other weird pregnancy stories, the Russian government possibly giving people a weird condition that causes vertigo and headaches, a machine designed to identify different kinds of pastries re-purposed to detect cancer cells to great effect, some of the most bizarre jobs throughout history, a man that got swallowed and then let go by a whale, a kid that opened a Lego box for his birthday that was filled with smuggled cocaine, dolphins that agitate puffer fish in order to get high, a polyamorous Indian man who had over 100 children as well as some huge Mormon families, and then Zach and Lester talk about the crazy people that lived in the trailer court they grew up in.

Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Episode 46: Smell on Eels
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
The guys talk about a man who put an eel up his ass in an attempt to relieve his constipation, a woman who gave birth to ten kids, a huge international drug ring taken down due to the criminals using an app that wasn't properly encrypting their correspondence, some strange items that have been patented, a weird fungus that grows on cicadas that can make people high, Washington state offering people free marijuana joints for getting the Covid-19 vaccine, people in Thailand being forced to exercise rather than pay fines, a camel that walked over 100 km back home after being sold by it's owner, Ellie Kemper winning a beauty pageant linked to white supremacy when she was nineteen, Lester getting liked on twitter by Amy Yasbeck, scientists working on a procedure based on salamanders that would allow human beings to regenerate limbs and organs, what they would build if we could build a monument, whether they'd rather go to another country or Disney World, and whether they'd prefer to be the emperor of a poor country or a servant in a rich country.

Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Episode 45: A Kissket, a Casket, Keep My Skull in a Basket
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
The guys talk about strange funeral traditions from around the world, a man that violently threw up during a job interview, a woman in Florida named Crystal Methany, a girl who had a heart attack by taking the dry scoop challenge from Tik Tok where people eat a dry scoop of protein powder, a place in West Virginia that put people who have been vaccinated in a raffle to win guns and trucks, China changing to allowing couples to have three kids due to their declining population growth rate, a city in Nebraska that dealt with some criminal by banishing them from the state, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett investing in a new nuclear power plant in Wyoming, a 13 year old girl that got badly burned trying to emulate a Tik Tok video, a pilot who duct taped his friend to the bottom of his airplane, what famous people they would bring back from the dead, and what holiday's they would create.

Saturday May 29, 2021
Episode 44: Chinese Japanese Easy Peasy Look at Thesey
Saturday May 29, 2021
Saturday May 29, 2021
The guys talk about the Netflix original film Army of the Dead directed by Zack Snyder, a woman who might loose a fortune in lottery winnings because she accidentally washed the ticket while it was in her pants, whether we'd prefer to always have to scream or always have to whisper, a cult that mummified their dead leader, a tiger that got loose in Houston, and what kind of characters we're drawn to in the fiction that we consume.

Saturday May 22, 2021
Episode 43: Bullies with Badges Busting Bare Boobies at the Beach
Saturday May 22, 2021
Saturday May 22, 2021
The guys talk about the police arresting people participating in a topless Jeep ride at Galveston beach as well as the double standard involved with men and women being topless in public, a series of women in Indonesia who claimed to get pregnant by immaculate conception because of stigmas caused by religion, the fact that mice and pigs can breath through their anuses and scientists who are trying to see if humans can do the same, people in India rubbing cow poop on themselves because they think it will prevent Covid, whether we'd prefer to die by firing squad or the electric chair, an Australian woman who woke up one day and had an Irish accent, Thailand banning porn sites on the basis of moral reasons despite having a huge sex tourism industry, the possibility of inflation due to the Covid relief bills as well as a proposal for a monthly payment for Americans that have children, a woman who woke up to find that her dead upstairs number had leaked through the ceiling and his blood was dripping on her face, a man arrested for riding in the back seat of his self-driving Tesla, a Russian defense minister who wants to create a clone army, and the three things we would want to be famous for.

Saturday May 15, 2021
Episode 42: If You're Listening to This Podcast, I'm Already Dead
Saturday May 15, 2021
Saturday May 15, 2021
The guys talk about a woman who put on a fake funeral and laid in a casket while people mourned her, a man who tasered his mom on Mother's Day, people eating rotten meat to get high, a machine that shows men what a woman's period cramps feel like, a province in India that is dumping thousands of bodies in the river due to Covid deaths, a transgender man who joined a Nazi group, a woman who drank toilet water to prove how good she is at cleaning toilets, a plant in Australia that is so painful on contact that it is nicknamed the "suicide plant," what illegal things we would make legal and what legal things we would make illegal, how crypto currency is not eco-friendly and the mystery of how bitcoin started, the future of money and whether it will all go digital, a woman who forced a millionaire to ejaculate inside her at gunpoint and women who purposely try to get impregnated by wealthy men, and two men who were defeated in a street fight in less than five seconds.