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Episode 41: Pull the Pin, Sit and Spin

The guys talk about a German bomb squad called in to examine a grenade that ended up being a butt plug, a woman who smuggled a loaded gun in her vagina into a prison, the Biden administration banning menthol cigarettes, a woman who gave birth to a premature baby on an airplane flight, China sponsoring the forceful organ harvesting of marginalized minorities, a teacher who got banned from teaching for three years for getting drunk on a field trip and taking students to a strip club, a woman who got charged with felony embezzlement for failing to return a VHS tape to a rental store over twenty years ago, a large child porn ring on the dark web that was shut down, an underground black market dealing with stealing and selling Lego sets for large amounts of money, a Canadian man that illegally crossed the border on a kayak, what emojis represent our personalities, a man in Spain who killed and ate his mother, a man walking from L.A. to San Francisco in a bear suit, whether we'd rather die or become a vampire, and whether we'd prefer to be an astronaut or a marine.

Episode 40: Puke Til You Poop

The guys talk about their worst puking stories, Randy Quaid running for governor of California, their review of Mortal Kombat(2021), and their review of Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

Episode 39: Dude, Where's My Dildo?

The guys talk about the blockade in the Suez Canal causing a shortage of garden gnomes and sex toys, doctors having to use a saw to cut off a man's do-it-yourself sex toy, a 48 year old woman that makes $4,200/month on Only Fans by selling fart videos, an Austrian man that argued in court that his fart towards the police was him using his freedom of expression and that he shouldn't have to pay a fine, a man that scams his way into getting paid for 15 years despite not showing up for work, a woman that was scammed out of 32 million dollars, two Tennessee woman who attempted to pay a dollar store with a phony million dollar bill, a glacier in Antarctica that has the potential to raise the sea level by 10 feet, a man that divorced his wife because she made him move 18 times due to her fear of roaches, a Taiwanese couple who got married and divorced several times to take advantage of a law that gives paid time off of work when you get married, Ted Nugent getting Covid, people dying from stowing away in the wheel well of airplanes, a woman who assaulted and bit her Uber driver, a study that theorizes that T-Rexes might have been pack hunters, and a woman whose fat cat got caught in a chimney for several days and lost seven pounds.

Episode 38: Bees Nuts

The guys talk about a man who was driving his car and discovered that a hive of 15,000 bees had taken up residence in his back seat, the possibility of Elon Musk creating a real-life Jurassic Park, a 95 year old man in Spain who has spent the last 50 years building a cathedral, the government trying to build a weapon to fight unidentified flying objects, the death of Bernie Madoff and Jeffery Epstein, a drug that could possibly make re-growing teeth possible, the theft of the worlds' longest rabbit, and Biden saying that our troops will withdrawal from Afghanistan later this year.

Episode 37: Godzilla vs Kong: Battle to Stay Awake

The guys talk about the cinematic masterclass known as Godzilla vs Kong, a woman who found $45,000 in some second hand clothing and returned it to the owner, a woman who found a naked 63 year old woman eating pineapples in her home, a man who had a title for shoving Mars bars up his ass stripped from him because he used the wrong size of candy bar, a bird that laid an egg at 70 years old, a man that shamed some police away for trying to enforce social distancing on Easter, an airplane stunt for a gender reveal party that killed two people, an American couple in South Korea who painted over an expensive street painting, a woman at Wendys who fired a gun because her order was taking too long, a woman who cried blood tears out of her eyes during her period, the US having a really bad cicada year that comes around once every 17 years which will cause a lot of noise, and Netflix paying an obscene amount for a Kanye West documentary.

Episode 36: Poop, Pennies, and Panty Raids

The guys talk about a company that stole millions of dollars by pretending to analyze people's poop, the terribleness of WWE and modern day wrestling, the funniest words in the English language, the ship that got stuck in the Suez canal, a man who was paid his last paycheck in oil covered pennies by his disgruntled ex-boss, some bears in California that are friendly towards humans due to a weird disease, a proposed law in Maine that would allow funeral pyres to get rid of dead bodies, how octopuses sometimes hit fish for the fun of it, the problems with giving reparations, and Nickelodeon pulling episodes of Spongebob including the famous panty raid episode.

Episode 35: The Snyder Cut Review and a Little Penis Too

The guys review Zack Snyder's Justice League aka The Snyder Cut and also talk about the epidemic of shrinking penis size, taint length, and sperm count amongst men.

Episode 34: Bible Humpers

The guys talk about a church treasurer who stole $150,000 of church money to support his porn addiction, a teacher who sent a student down a latrine to retrieve his cell phone, a New Jersey man that sued a prank company for mailing him chocolate penises, glitter bombs, and fake poop, a plan by scientists to store human sperm and eggs on the moon to ensure the survival of the human race, the history of ice melting on Greenland, a woman who created deepfakes of her daughter's cheerleading rivals in compromising situations, years in history that were much worse than 2020, an archaeology dig that unearthed the world's oldest basket and a portion of the Dead Sea Scrolls, a man that killed his wife and propped her up on the couch while their children opened their Christmas presents, a 15th century bowl sold at a yard sale for $35 dollars and then sold for a small fortune, an asteroid that exploded above Vermont, a guy that killed eight people at different massage parlors claiming that the parlors facilitated his sex addiction, a man that killed his family members over a tax refund, a woman that claimed her abusive boyfriend on social media, drug smugglers using submarines made out of plywood, and a woman who broke a world record for the number of half marathons ran on consecutive days.

Episode 33: Sexual Harassment Panda Express

The guys talk about a Panda Express team building exercise that took a weird turn, the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle interview with Oprah, a fake headline about a man on a rollercoaster who got diarrhea and pooped on 14 people, a woman who found a pile of whale puke worth a quarter of a million dollars, a man who was busted having sex with stuffed animals in a Target store, a woman that got a bucket of a homeless man's poop dumped on her, a man who filed two fraudulent applications to receive pandemic relief and then blew all of the money on luxury items, a lawncare company willing to pay $1,000 to someone willing to play the game cornhole and document their experience, a man who accidentally sprayed pepper spray on a commercial flight, a dentist that pulled out a patient's tooth using a hoverboard, and finally review the Disney Plus original show, WandaVision.

Episode 32: Balls Deep Impact

The guys talk about having orgasms in space, a couple that narrowly missed out on winning a huge lottery, a Baltimore high school student that only passed three classes in four years, a man who killed three people and tried to feed one of the victim's hearts to his aunt and uncle, the Armie Hammer kink shaming controversy, a man that accidently group chatted a bunch of women that let them know that he was playing the field, whether Trump will run in 2024 and if he can win, thieves that stole Lady Gaga's dogs after shooting her dog walker, Chinese iron crotch kung fu masters that purposely get hit in the genitals over and over, a woman in a weird cult that believes in reptilian aliens that appear as humans that was arrested for killing her boyfriend, a Japanese billionaire who is offering to bring a number of artists with him on a trip around the moon, and a company that is planning on building a hotel in space.