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Episode 31: Crap Scene Investigations

The guys talk about a serial crapper in Detroit who keeps pooping in peoples' cars, a man that went on a beer diet for Lent, a lesbian couple caught having sex in really cold weather by an overbearing British police officer,  a man that pretended to be kidnapped to get out of work, an African gin made out of elephant dung advertised as "the true taste of Africa", what their dream vacation would be, a slow speed car chase involving the police and a salt truck, a company that turns dead people into compost, a man that turned his uncles skeleton into a guitar, a mystery of why the color blue is rarely referenced in old stories when other colors are much more commonly mentioned, a CIA report about aliens on Mars, life found under the ice in Antarctica, an owl that got stuck in a public toilet, what the greatest invention of all time is, an Oxford professor that says aliens are breeding with humans to prevent climate change, a technology that can power things by using the energy created by the human body, a gas leak that led to the discovery of a bear den under a house, and what Olympic event they would want to be an expert at.

Episode 30: Lust in the Wind

The guys talk about a woman that claims to have been impregnated by the wind, Bob Dole's illness and Rush Limbaugh's death, the Gina Carano controversy,  Rhianna's controversial topless photos next to a religious statue, a weird Australian law that prevents people from sharing news stories on social media, which sibling order pairing make the best and worst couples, a man that got his penis caught in a nut in an attempt to enlarge it, a new animated series that covers Velma Dinkley's origin story as well as Zach's pitch for a show that mixes CSI with Scooby Doo, women selling covid masks that they've worn in their underwear, thieves that stole an expensive sex doll as well as thousands of dollars worth of sex toys, and some people who caught covid after they were vaccinated.

Episode 29: It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's...Blowjob Man

The guys talk about a woman who gave a blowjob to thwart a criminal which leads the guys to the creation of the newest hero, Blowjob Man.  They also discuss Hitler's toilet seat being auctioned off, a youtuber that died making a video where he pretended to rob someone, a man that died by having his girlfriend shoot a book that he held in front of his chest, same-race dating apps, the controversy surrounding Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood, hitting a golf ball on the moon, what fictional universes would be the best and worst to live in, a peeping Tom who fell through the ceiling of a woman's dressing room, a man that died from firing a gender reveal cannon, 3d printed houses, and some people that changed the Hollywood sign to read Hollyboob.

Episode 28: Fetch Me My Long Sword, Hoe

The guys talk about Facebook posts erroneously removed due to the mentioning of a landmark called Plymouth Hoe, an orgy that broke out in a restaurant, police that pepper sprayed a nine year old girl, the Gamestop Reddit controversy, OJ Simpson getting the Covid vaccine, a follow-up on the Russian politician jailed by Putin, a mattress company paying someone to sleep on three different mattresses for long periods of time and writing detailed reviews of them, a hunger strike in India over laws that adversely affect farmers, and then review the HBO Max original movie The Little Things.

Episode 27: Mind the Gap Betwixt My Butt Cheeks

The guys talk about an annual nude subway ride that has been cancelled due to the pandemic, an Oklahoma bill that is trying to allow a hunting season for Bigfoot, freedom vs. safety in the pandemic, a man who stole a car that had a baby in it, the Army allowing trans people to join, a news story about the new technology that has gone into making the carona vaccine and the potential of that technology going into the future, a billion dollar lottery winner and what we would do if we won the lottery, Rudy Giuliani being sued, a Canadian company hiring candy tasters for $47/hour, an update on the Russian politician who recovered from being poisoned by the Russian government, comedians being arrested in India, and review the cinematic masterclass known as Hobbs and Shaw.

Episode 26: I Know Why the Caged Dick Sings

The guys talk about a man whose bdsm dick cage was taken over by a hacker, a fire started by a candle scented like a vagina that is sold by Gwyneth Paltrow, Trump's potential pardons, a man who hid in an airport for three months because he was afraid of catching covid, a Russian man who was poisoned by the Russian government, got better, and decided to go back to Russia knowing that they would be after him, a man that lost the password to an account that holds millions of dollars in Bitcoin, celebrities who speak in fake accents, a food delivery person who refused to give a customer their food because she thought an $8 tip was too low, accents we find sexy and not sexy, a woman that stole Nancy Pelosi's laptop with plans to sell it to Russia, a man who got sick because he injected mushrooms into his bloodstream, a man found naked stuck on a tree who turned out to be a wanted criminal, a data scientist who was trying to be coerced into manipulating covid data to make it look like it wasn't as bad as it was, and then wrap things up with a review of Tenet. 

Episode 25: 1-800 Kocks4Kids

The guys talk about a Danish kids cartoon about a man with a comically large penis, the insurrectionist riot at the capitol, Trump getting kicked off of Twitter and the future of free speech vs. social media companies, games we made up and played as kids, a new archaeology find related to the legend of King Midas, and a South Korean city that is paying couples large sums of money to have more kids due to their declining population.

Episode 24: Robocock: The Good Robocop Remake

The guys react to an internet remake of Robocop featuring many men getting shot in the dick by Robocop.  They also talk about Wonder Woman 84, an Indonesian male nurse facing jail time for having a sexual relationship with a male patient and spreading covid, whether or not they would live in there dream house if it had to be filled to the brim with images of their parents having sex, a man in Colorado who found a hidden treasure chest, a woman who threw acid in the wind and scarred her own face, a new strain of gonorrhea known as super gonorrhea, some parents who pretended there child was carried into the sky by balloons in an attempt to get a reality show, and bean dad.

Episode 23: Incestry.com

The guys talk about what they would do if they took a DNA test and found out they were dating a relative, how a real life zombie apocalypse would play out, what causes deja vu, KFC making their own game console, a man dressed as Santa Claus that got caught in some powerlines, what different kind of dreams mean, a man that is getting his sex doll wife repaired, an update on the man who is suing his parents for destroying his porn collection, a fire that was caused by a pig eating and pooping out a pedometer, whether they would buy a haunted house, a man that blew himself up in Nashville and took out power for a large area, a dentist who broke his patients teeth so that he could cash in on insurance money, a kid that opened a dead hamster on Christmas, and an update on the real-life Rocketeer seen near Los Angeles. 

Episode 22: Spooning, Fugging, and Gay Orgies

The guys talk about the benefits of spooning, an explicitly named town in Austria changing their name to Fugging, an anti-gay Hungarian politician caught in a large gay orgy, the crazy amount of bugs we consume in the things we eat and drink, the looming stimulus payment for Americans as well as the housing and rental crisis caused by the pandemic, a man that sues his parents for destroying his porn collection, a possible alien noise heard from four lightyears away, a boat filled with cocaine discovered by the Marshall Islands which probably drifted in the ocean for several years, animals that can be completely frozen and live, a hotel you can stay in super cheap, but your actions are live streamed to the world, a man that constantly returned mattresses so that he never had to pay for one, the government using consumer drones to spy on the populace, a Vietnam law where sexual harassers only have to pay a $9 fine, and a machinist who by complete chance opened a safe that had been locked for years.