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Episode 22: Spooning, Fugging, and Gay Orgies

The guys talk about the benefits of spooning, an explicitly named town in Austria changing their name to Fugging, an anti-gay Hungarian politician caught in a large gay orgy, the crazy amount of bugs we consume in the things we eat and drink, the looming stimulus payment for Americans as well as the housing and rental crisis caused by the pandemic, a man that sues his parents for destroying his porn collection, a possible alien noise heard from four lightyears away, a boat filled with cocaine discovered by the Marshall Islands which probably drifted in the ocean for several years, animals that can be completely frozen and live, a hotel you can stay in super cheap, but your actions are live streamed to the world, a man that constantly returned mattresses so that he never had to pay for one, the government using consumer drones to spy on the populace, a Vietnam law where sexual harassers only have to pay a $9 fine, and a machinist who by complete chance opened a safe that had been locked for years. 

Episode 21: Is Madea Just Black Earnest?

The guys talk about how Madea is to black people what Earnest was to white people, people who were seemingly cursed from winning the lottery, using Viagra, Disney's slate of Star Wars and Marvel content they announced for Disney Plus, a man that killed his father by slapping him, some people who got Bell's Palsy after receiving the Covid vaccine, what movie franchise crossovers we would like to see, masturbation,  and the time Lester accidentally came in his pants.

Episode 20: Porking Plastic and Diddling Dogs

The guys talk about a body builder who married a sex doll, a man who allegedly got rabies from having oral sex with a dog, an Israeli general who claims that aliens live among us, HBO putting all of their 2021 theatrical releases on HBO Max and the changing landscape of the movie industry, how different countries view nudity, an alleged "orgasm cult" which would get guys to pay large sums of money to rub women's clits for long periods of time, an African leader with the name Adolph Hitler, movie adaptations that we want to see get made, the monoliths that keep popping up, a squirrel that got drunk on fermented pears, and Rudy Guliani farting and getting Covid.

Episode 19: The Guys Save Video Game Movies

The guys talk about what video game movies they would make and who would direct them, a horrifying man known as the gay rapist, the corona virus and future pandemics, a woman who freaks out and destroys over 500 bottles of alcohol valued at more than $130,000, stupid things we did as kids, who would play us in a movie, some Florida women who break a record for distanced traveled barefoot on Lego blocks, what annoys us about our siblings, some of our favorite movie quotes, a stewardess that got caught selling sex and her panties, what would lead us to commit acts of civil disobedience, what our goal would be if we had a secret society, and what trends we would start if we were fashion icons.

Episode 18: Porn Fails and Catfish Tales

The guys talk about porn videos they've bailed on, funny porn thumbnails, the time AJ was catfished all the way to Canada, a Montana man who crashed his car into a grocery store and then ran through a retirement home naked, Edward Norton's twitter thread about Trump, a woman who believed in Q-anon to a degree that she almost ruined her life, prisoners getting hired for $2 an hour to move dead bodies of people who died from Carona Virus, knowing every language vs. knowing how to play every instrument, Tesla selling tequila, Chris Christie, minorities voting for Trump, being imprisoned for life vs. dying right now, hyperbolic chambers that might allow people to live longer, North Korea using dolphins for naval purposes, the awfulness of award shows, if we would spend eight hours awake in a pitch black room for $30,000 per week, and Rudy Guliani.

Episode 17: How the Sausage is Slayed

The guys talk about a Russian oligarch nicknamed the Sausage King who was murdered with a crossbow, the Saved by the Bell reboot, Rick Morannis' attacker, drugs being decriminalized in Oregon, a racing pigeon being sold for 1.9 million dollars, Trump refusing to concede the election and replacing high level people with loyalists, sexual harassment and the me too movement, double standards in how men and women are punished for sexual misdeeds, expensive coffee made out of cat poop, the pandemic and freedom vs. lockdown, what masks they would choose if they had to wear one for the rest of their lives, the PS5, what if other animals had evolved large brains, if they'd rather have to move every three months or stay in their home state forever, what animal they would have as a pet if they could domesticate anything, and Aquaman.

Episode 16: Now That's What I Call a Pussy Hat!

The guys talk about a porn video where a guy puts his entire head into a woman's vagina, the election, Lester's caveman diet and nutrition, an Indian woman who married three men and stole their money, an Indian woman who cut off her husband's penis twice, an Indian man who was duped into buying a "magic" lamp, if they would take a suitcase full of money is it had a blood soaked message that reads "don't!", a man with a machete tattoo gets ironically cut with a machete, Lester's co-worker got a sex hall pass from her boyfriend, what they would sell their souls for, a threesome that devolves into a heated dispute, if they would save a sibling or 4 strangers, who would win in a fight between MacGuyver and Chuck Norris, the death of Alex Trebeck and Sean Connery, a woman who get's in a heated fight with Red Lobster over getting a refund, what song they would use to torture people, a dog that tracks down her owners over a great distance, and what kind of women they are attracted to.

Episode 15: Did You Hear the One About Soylent Brown...It's Shit!

The guys talk about Lester's getting served papers for credit card debt as well as his terrible attempt at a joke, Borat 2, police pepper spraying people encouraging people to vote, words we hate, the world's youngest serial killer, voter suppression, our biggest purchase regrets, why Zach stopped riding his bike, racists on a Spirit airlines flight, a cop killed by a rooster, a guy dressed as a knight stabbing people on Halloween, the worst things we've ever smelled, how we put toilet paper on the roller, people who love jerking off during Zoom meetings, what planet we would change our name to, the day of the dead, if you go without showering and brushing your teeth for six months for $50,000, and if you'd rather be 9 feet tall or 3 feet tall.

Episode 14: Heel Jesus vs. The Tallywhacker

The guys talk about what their wrestling gimmicks would be, right-wing Superman, time travel and Back to the Future, protests at Lester's job, new footprints that suggest humans may be older than once thought, Mitch McConnel's bruising, tractor wheelie competitions in India, the second presidential debate, murder hornets in the U.S., a kid arrested for attempting to kill Joe Biden, unexplained mysteries from our lives/grade school stories, a woman who ordered two ketchup packets to her house, 1 nipple vs. 3 nipples, be a great dancer vs. be a great singer, have a personal chef vs. have a personal masseuse, live in a world with no electricity vs. a world with electricity, but no animals, a couple that named their child after their internet provider for free wi-fi, and the best movie and tv cars.

Episode 13: Would You Have Sex with a Human/Animal Hybrid?

The guys talk about having sex with human/animal hybrids, what animals they'd like to be combined with, pooping their pants, puking, a woman getting peed on by a priest on a flight, scientists reversing the aging process, a newly discovered sarcophagus, the Hunter Biden scandal, social media controlling news stories, voting on ballot initiatives, being buried alive vs. burned to death, a rat trained to detect land mines, having "the talk" with your kids, doing jobs that will be taken over by robots, a woman who got headaches from a tape worm living in her, a weird training exercise by the Canadian military involving fake wolves, the return of the real-life Rocketeer, and whether we prefer a hard or soft shower stream.