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Episode 12: Milfs, Porn, Guns, and Booze

The guys talk about a guy ordering an escort who turned out to be his best friend's mom, weening ourselves off of our phones and t.v., eating pizza every day vs. never eating it, the first presidential debate, Trump contracting Covid, Japan opening an adult-themed theme park, gun control, having to hunt everything you eat vs. eating only McDonalds, an American man facing possible jail time in Taiwan for posting a bad review, climate change, things our parents made us paranoid of, skydiving and fear of heights, VR boots that make it feel like your walking within a simulation, and a disgusting food and alcohol museum.

Episode 11: Used Condom Salesman

The guys talk about a company caught selling used condoms, Ron Paul, aging from the neck down only vs. aging from the neck up only, a man that sets his house on fire attempting to kill a fly, whether we're living in the stupidest time, having a foot long nose vs. a foot long tongue, an intruder beat up by a weight lifting granny, a man who dies from eating black licorice, having a head too big for your body vs. having a high pitched baby voice, biting your tongue when every time you eat vs. getting a papercut every time you touch paper, always having to sneeze vs. always having hiccups, a man that swallowed a toothbrush, if we've every tried to move things with our mind, movies we watched a million times when we were kids, having to wipe with sandpaper vs. having to use hot sauce eye drops, taste buds on butthole vs. pooping through mouth, getting testicle transplants, movies we think should have gotten sequels, the grossness of beauty pageants, the possibility of Trump stealing the election by manipulating the electoral college, and weird science awards.

Episode 10: I'm Thor, How About a Massage

The guys talk about getting a rub down from Chris Hemsworth, politicians and celebrities caught watching porn, overhearing bad conversations, being able to detect any lie vs. getting away with any lie, losing the ability to listen to music vs. losing the ability to read, true love vs. being rich, being in a room with 10,000 tarantulas vs. eating 10 of them, killing one innocent person on their death bed vs. killing three healthy murderers, the death penalty, Trump changing the meaning of woke, conservatives owning patriotism rather than liberals, what wet white people smell like, people drinking bleach(again), favorite live-action Batman, favorite Batman villain, getting caught cheating on google street view, what full back tattoo we would get if we had to, whistleblowers, Trump trying to enact "patriotic" education in schools, and the pledge of allegiance. 

Episode 9: Snakes and Bladders

The guys talk about getting bit on the penis by toilet snakes, Lucifer, what we would change our names to if we had to, starting your life over as yourself vs. starting over as the opposite gender, licking a used condom vs. eating maggots, having a rewind button on life vs. a pause button, a woman with 15 pounds of hair in her stomach, what we would choose as out death row meal, reoccurring dreams, flat-earthers and conspiracy theories, being totally hairless vs. totally hairy, things we loved, hated, and then loved again, swimming through shit vs. swimming through dead bodies, knowing how you died vs. when you die, our ideal funeral when we die, the controversy surrounding the Netflix movie Cuties, a woman who donates a kidney to a cop who arrested her, ugly genius vs. pretty idiot, cartoons not allowing white actors to play non-white characters, good and bad teachers we've had, trans women playing sports, childhood fears, and reality television.

Episode 8: Turds for Tots

The guys talk about eating turds for charity, dicks being bitten off, having an elephant truck vs. a giraffe neck, having to always shout vs. having to always whisper, having to drink your mom's period blood vs. your dad's semen, making out with your dad for a chance to win money, meditating about death, a possible real-life rocketeer, weird animal fights, swallowing snakes in your sleep, putting curses on our enemies, new batteries that could last thousands of years, cleaning off an outhouse phone for a stranger, colonizing mars, the red mirage scenario and the electoral college, a woman who tore out her own eyes on meth, and the best invention of our lifetime.

Episode 7: Big League Goo

The guys make the Sophie's choice between cum flavored gum or gum flavored cum.  In addition they also discuss people coming back from the dead, creating laser-based space probes, nipple fingers vs. finger nipples, always itchy vs. always sticky, purposely boring video games, someone found with a natural immunity to H.I.V., DC Fandome news and trailers, beating family members for farting, the RNC and political corruption, a politician getting caught having sex on a Zoom call, having a girlfriend your parents don't approve of, and living in a bubble.

Episode 6: Freaky Deaky Friday

The guys solve the age-long riddle of what to do if your lover and your mom swap bodies.  If that's not enough, they also talk about eating semen to prevent carona virus, weird visits to friends houses when they were kids, handjobs from your grandmother, farting with intent to distribute, the DNC, real life Clayton Bigsby, having sex with sandals, creeping out cashiers, the Steve Bannon border wall controversy, Tony the Tiger's furry dilemma, some good jokes, the concept of utopia, and a real life matrix.

Episode 5: Wet Ass Podcast

The guys talk about furries, green onion cereal, hypothetically dating trans women, swimming in cow guts, getting shot in the balls, Amazon drivers pooping on people's lawns, what advice we would give our younger selves, and then finish strong by singing the Wet Ass Pussy song in funny voices.

Episode 4: I Smell Sex and Hard Candy

The guys talk about having relationships with much older women, our favorite toys when we were kids, Americans eating bleach, asshole tourists, cousin stories, our first experiences with death, outdated weird laws, psychedelic drugs, rollercoasters, and more.

Episode 3: The Top 10 Movies of the 10's

The guys take a break from the bleakness of 2020 and go back to a simpler time as they count down their ten favorite movies of the past decade.  Where does Fifty Shades Darker rank?  You'll have to listen to find out.